Wednesday
I went to Gallagher yesterday and I voted. In Ohio, my vote actually matters. This experience was extremely empowering. Also, I got a sticker.
Afterwards, I took a survey (for the second time) about the dining services on campus. I got a candy bar.
It was like going to the doctor and getting a shot! I got a sticker and a candy bar! Only it was a lot less painful and a lot more empowering.
As a result, I feel like I need to share my opinions with the world. It’s going to be strange for me to state my opinions so blatantly without being asked...I’m normally so quiet and passive and never state my opinion on any matter unless forced...
Thursday
Opinion #1: This is a fantastic idea.
Opinion #2: The “Garfield minus Garfield” cartoons are absolutely hilarious. If you do not laugh at them, you do not have a sense of humor. Period.
Opinion #3: You should go see “Steel Magnolias” tonight in the Gallagher Student Center Theater at 7:30 p.m.
Opinion #17: The opinions don’t need to go in order.
Opinion #UJ: Not all the opinions should be numbered.
Friday
Opinion #33: There should be a slide that slides from the top of Gallagher in a circular motion all the way to the Subway. I think the Subway’s business would increase exponentially. And, fewer people would use the elevator!
Opinion #40a: You should be part of the audience of “Time Well Spent” at the TV Studio this afternoon at 3:50 p.m. All the cool kids are doing it.
Opinion #R9: Tonight, you should come see “Don’t Tell Anna” in Kelley Auditorium at 9 p.m.
Saturday
Opinion Fifty Four: If you are feeling lonely today, the only explanation is because you’re missing the high number of PPP’s who have taken a pilgrimage to D.C. for the weekend.
Opinion @$^&: I think the “toner low” messages on the printers are absolutely worthless. I have yet to see a printer on this campus that doesn’t say “toner low” yet each one that has that message works just fine. What is the point of that message? Why!?
Opinion A7: You sunk my battleship.
Opinion B14: BINGO!
Sunday
Opinion # 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419
71693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280
34825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550
58223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555
964462294895493038196442881097566593...:
Memorizing many digits in Pi is completely useless.
Monday
Opinion #10-ish: The Academic Mall is much more fun to walk through when you pretend it’s a giant match of people pinball.
Opinion #007: I believe the greenspace has gotten larger because of global warming and plate tectonics. It’s science.
Opinion Opinion: Repeating repeating words words is is obnoxious obnoxious.
Opinion 75%: The word awkward is completely overused. It has become so commonplace that its real meaning is lost. Yes, situations in which you realize the top two buttons of your shirt are unbuttoned while you’re in your nerdiest class. A stranger saying a friendly “hi”...not awkward.
Tuesday
Opinion 2/3: Purim is the best Jewish holiday. There just happens to be a Purim Party in room 214 in GSC from 1:30 p.m. until 4 p.m. today. YES!
Opinion #44-444: Putting laundry detergent in the fountains isn’t funny. You aren’t the first person to do it. You’re doing nothing but creating a mess for the angels of Physical Plant to clean up...so quit it!
Briana Hansen
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