Wednesday
In order to accomodate the massive amounts of change in this year's paper, Calendar City has been yet again re-formatted.
Fortunately, we have returned to our home on the back page.
Unfortunately, the page has to be tweaked a bit and I fear change like the elderly fear Indian food.
Perhaps the free massages at the GSC fireplace at 12 p.m. sponsored by the AB West Virginia group will help calm me down.
Fortunately, my Calendar City background makes it look like this city is a real place!
Unfortunately, everywhere I turn I see something different that makes me scared. Like that man outside my window...
Thursday
What scares me the most? Not my recurring dream about being trapped in Dr. Seuss’s book “Green Eggs and Ham,” where the green eggs are my parents and the ham is my dog...
What scares me most is the library renovations. I don’t know what to do with myself when I walk into my old geek stomping grounds. The whole place has gotten too shiny and too cryptic and too confusing and too clean-smelling for me to feel comfortable anymore! What am I supposed to do?
Friday
The only thing I can do with myself in this renovated library is keep my head down and go straight to the only computer lab that went virtually untouched by the construction. If that computer lab is signed out by a professor, heaven forbid, I have to simply walk right back out.
I no longer venture up the stairs. I no longer pass the welcome desk. I no longer believe in adventure.
Saturday
Comedy! Laughter! Laughing? We are laughing. We are having fun! How much fun? So much fun! We will never forget the fun times we have had! Not ever? Never!
aking memories forever and ever!
If you want these words to be your thoughts, you should go to the “Comedy Show” at 7 p.m. in the GSC Theatre. It’s free!
Sunday
I really wish there was something to do. I think I’ll put in an emotional CD and have a sentimental moment...
*Ahem*
Oh Sunday.
You came and you gave me so much time...
But I wasted you away!
Oh Sunday.
*Sigh*
Monday
There is a movie entitled “Pride” showing tonight at 6 p.m. in the GSC Clocktower Lounge.
If anyone sees some “pride” with my name on it, please return it to me. I lost it long ago when I decided to take a job on the campus paper and engage in endless self-deprecation week after week for the sake of a cheap laugh...like saying poop! Haha! Poop!
Tuesday
There will be a SOA film showing at 7:30 p.m. in Logan 101 tonight.
SOA, in this case, stands for School Of the Americas. With a little imagination, it can stand for many things...
Shmuck On the Atlantic.
Sickening Order of Apples.
Scared? Only Afterwards...
Silly Original Acronyms.
Sleepy Old Abigail...
That’s not an acronym, actually, it’s a sad story about a woman who couldn’t stay awake long enough to save a poor young giraffe’s spots from their doom...
Tune in next week for all the fun!
Briana Hansen
Calendar City Editor
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