- April Fool's Edition -

Hell no, he won’t go

Some readers may have already heard about an incident that happened at last Friday’s ROTC’s Military Ball.

Apparently word spreads quickly on a tiny campus when protestors face police.


A presidential salute

Hello, I’m President George Dubya Bush (three snickers).

I’m writing to commend the brave men and women at the Xavier Newswire.


Beer > meat...barely

I love meat. I really do.

If given a choice between meat and beer, I would choose beer. But it would be a choice that would weigh heavily on my mind.

What I don’t like are animal activists. I don’t like being told that animals are suffering for my meals.


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