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- April Fool's Edition - Some readers may have already heard about an incident that happened at last Friday’s ROTC’s Military Ball. Apparently word spreads quickly on a tiny campus when protestors face police. Hello, I’m President George Dubya Bush (three snickers). I’m writing to commend the brave men and women at the Xavier Newswire. I love meat. I really do. If given a choice between meat and beer, I would choose beer. But it would be a choice that would weigh heavily on my mind. What I don’t like are animal activists. I don’t like being told that animals are suffering for my meals. |