Picture this headline: "SGA President signs deal with Saudi Arabian-run food service for lower costs! Lunch menu will include a possibility of biological attack hidden in yogurt!"

Obviously, this is a hyperbolic analogy to the recent Dubai port debacle spearheaded by President Bush, but the relevance can be seen in light of the recent SGA elections.

Sure, yeah, "the best reporting on television," ha ha ha, yeah, we all love "The Daily Show." Well, Jon Stewart is a bigot and his show panders to hateful stereotyping and uninformed knee-jerk generalizations.

Let’s take the March 8 episode, for example, and do some reading in between the (punch) lines. He starts off with a news item about the recent string of Alabama Baptist church bombings.