It’s not too cold, this mild January air, and here at the Newswire, we’ve kept warm and toasty with our heaters turned on to a moderate "low heat."

Truthfully, nobody notices it, except for one staff member who has been quick to point out on numerous occasions this luxury we have all seemed to take for granted.

I am writing to express the Newswire’s endorsement of America’s strongest and brightest candidate for the 2008 presidential election— Mr. Christopher Walken.

Born to immigrant parents in New York City but now a member of the American upper class, Mr. Walken has seen every rung of America’s social ladder.

Oh, boy! It is that time again, my dear readers; time for you all to get up off your ass and get pissed off!

That’s right, if you haven’t gotten used to it by now, this is the bi-semesterly "give a damn" editorial.

Traditionally, I’ve tried to conceal my intentions, riling some people up and encouraging our loyal readership to write in and share your opinions, with some sort of inane personal anecdote that makes little sense and has even less to do with…well, anything.