Here's your first college test. Yes, we know you're not in college yet, but relax, it's multiple choice and your grade won't count against your GPA.
And don't go Googling the answer. That's cheating, and it's frowned upon here. Ready? OK, begin:
Q: What is a Jesuit?
a. Someone who’s a lot smarter than you.
b. One of "God's" Marines.
c. Someone who stays fit by doing Spiritual Exercises.
d. A schoolmaster.
If you answered e. All of the above, you’re correct. If you recognized that e. wasn’t an option, apply for admission immediately.