Things that you should and should not bring on XUCBSB2K11
Every year XUCB spends some quality time in Tampa/Plant City, Florida to work out the kinks over spring break. In years past I prepared a list of items for players to bring to ensure they wouldn?t forget any necessary items. Here is my list for this year?s trip.
-Jerseys and Jersey Shore cast
-Directions to Olive Garden
-Concrete to encase the Spanish in to ensure that it sinks to the bottom of Tampa Bay
-Sunscreen, ask Duffy, Timmy, Martin or Tierney about that one
-Correct lyrics to Manfred Mann?s ?Do Wah Diddy?
-Location of Skyline in Clearwater
-HOV lane placard
-Steinz, and the whole family
-Soccer ball, for beach "go?s"
-Miracle device, or miracle device Jr, although not as effective as miracle device sr
-Megaphone to heckle Ted Lilly at team USA tune up game
-Sausage pizza?s and hoofer snacks to use as rewards for on field achievements
-Flip camera for ?Real World? style confessional taping
-Fresh fitteds, for gambling purposes
-Swimsuit for the 30 hours of hot tub time that will be logged
-Timmy Harr?s dad, #1 all time in XUCBSB games attended
-Healthy supply of Lo-Balls
-Tums, for all of the fast food/delivery pizza you will have to eat
-DVD player to play movies such as Commando, Total Recall and Angels in the Outfield
-Coupons for Bennigans at Channelside
-Money to tip the amigas/wing house waitresses
-Shades for coaching first base while not feeling well
-A WWBD bracelet (what would Brankle do)
-Street signs, more important to not bring those back to Ohio
-Plans to do a job interview via phone while on Spring Break in a van, sorry Matt Mat
-Hi tops, can?t play in em
-Swank magazine, can be purchased at Georgia truck stops
-Ohio?s weather, specifically the swirling winds of AIA
-Constitution Park and its little league, stat-inflating dimensions
-Belief that you are better at baseball than the Tampa Rays AAA squad
-Kit Kats or Twix bars
-Skateboards for Ybor City
-Sleeping bag, just push two chairs together
-Anything that Priestess would consider ?sweak?
Have a good time and remember to starve 'em out!
XUCB Class 2010
Team leader in CG, 1-hit, 12 K losses during XUCBSB2K9
HOV lane enthusiast